Science and Sex Education and Stuff

angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE
MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,
“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.”WHICH IS TRUE
MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED
the moral of this story is
1. Sit the way you want.
2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE

MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,


YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.

WHICH IS TRUE

MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED

the moral of this story is

1. Sit the way you want.

2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.


My Weird Relationship with Faith

I felt like talking about something a little unrelated to my blog. Faith. First, some backstory:

My parents are both Christian, but we’ve never attended a church. They’ve never forced any beliefs on me, and they are supportive of whatever I end up believing in.

For a while, I was jealous of this who had such strong faith. I wished my parents had brought me up believing in that stuff. I just wanted something…..bigger than me, to believe in. I’ve gone through phases of “testing out” religions, trying to find one that suited me, but I didn’t find anything.

It wasn’t until recently, that I realized what I am. I’m agnostic! I don’t know of there is some higher power, so I’ll try my best not to piss off the possible all-knowing being, but I’m not going to pick something to worship, just because I feel like I should.

The end.


sinclair-atomos:

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sinclair-atomos:

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sinclair-atomos:

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colinandbradleysgirl:

theabyssofword:


me on my way to overthrow yo country

tried to scroll past this, couldn’t.

same


Someone should replace him with Levi

then I would ask how the hell he got on the pony

Same way he gets on a horse, using a stepladder

do you think anyone mistakenly tried to hop on jean?

No one ‘mistakenly’ hops on Jean

what about Ms. Bott’s tears?

sinclair-atomos:

teapotmod:

sinclair-atomos:

teapotmod:

sinclair-atomos:

teapotmod:

colinandbradleysgirl:

theabyssofword:

me on my way to overthrow yo country

tried to scroll past this, couldn’t.

same

Someone should replace him with Levi

then I would ask how the hell he got on the pony

Same way he gets on a horse, using a stepladder

do you think anyone mistakenly tried to hop on jean?

No one ‘mistakenly’ hops on Jean

what about Ms. Bott’s tears?

(Source: gazpachoblog)